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Daily Lingo

DAILY LINGO: The Urban Dictionary defines "lingo" as "an individual's dictionary". Here are a few words from my life, but I'm hoping that some of them come from the Words of Life I need daily from God. His Words, my daily Bread. That's my daily lingo.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

A little humor

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What would be our newspaper captions if Old Testament events happened today?

Crossing of the Red Sea:
Wetlands trampled in labor strike. Pursuing environmentalists killed.

David kills Goliath:
Hate crime kills beloved champion. Psychologist questions influence of rock.
Posted by amy lineburg at 1:41 PM

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